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Aug 30, 2014 / 128,927 notes

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Aug 30, 2014 / 150,387 notes

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

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Aug 30, 2014 / 10,521 notes

textsfromtitanfood:

Ed takes back what he said about wanting to be an ordinary human.

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Aug 30, 2014 / 19,896 notes

datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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Aug 30, 2014 / 29,000 notes

princesstoad100:

black—lamb:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

zam

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Aug 30, 2014 / 16,274 notes

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Aug 30, 2014 / 376,922 notes

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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parteira:

excuse me i need your leg
Aug 30, 2014 / 32,289 notes

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(via scholla)

Aug 30, 2014 / 100,863 notes

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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Aug 30, 2014 / 397,478 notes

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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sasukeapologist:

packed for college
Aug 30, 2014 / 3,353 notes

sasukeapologist:

packed for college

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Aug 30, 2014 / 58,835 notes

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

(via a-new-perspective-3)

Aug 30, 2014 / 6,673 notes

thecrimsonalchemist:

sending friends sad otp songs and waiting for them to get upset like

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Aug 30, 2014 / 11,286 notes

rinsmatsuoka:

sigh—onara:

hellooooooooo

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Aug 30, 2014 / 337,346 notes

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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